Philip Schallberger loves
afternoonsnoozebutton:

yourfutureleader:

Just a horribly confused, pickelhaube-wearing dachshund I came across in a World War I documentary.

making my way downtown prussians pass and i’m homebound

snoopy never stood a chance

afternoonsnoozebutton:

yourfutureleader:

Just a horribly confused, pickelhaube-wearing dachshund I came across in a World War I documentary.

making my way downtown 
prussians pass 
and i’m homebound

snoopy never stood a chance

tynandelong:

ChuckleBucket.com’s 10 Comedians You Should and Must But Don’t But Will Know

By Tynan DeLong

These days, It seems like everyone’s putting out a “Top Comics to Watch” list, with everyone from Variety to New York Magazine to Sports Illustrated for Kids chiming in with their 2 sense. It’s great…

Guh, Wednesdays.

Guh, Wednesdays.

paulftompkins:

  “How do we sell everyone on the idea that our corporation makes technology that helps people?”
  “Use a character who is the embodiment of technology used for evil purposes?”
  “LET’S ALL GIVE OURSELVES RAISES! VIVE LA CORPORATION!”

paulftompkins:

  “How do we sell everyone on the idea that our corporation makes technology that helps people?”

  “Use a character who is the embodiment of technology used for evil purposes?”

  “LET’S ALL GIVE OURSELVES RAISES! VIVE LA CORPORATION!”

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. The objection to it is not that it is predominantly painful, but that it is lacking in sense.
H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy (via nevver)
yargrolyat:

glasscoffin:

p much 90% of the messages i get on okc are from these people

MARKETS!!!!!

YOU ARE INTERNET FAMOUS MARKETS

yargrolyat:

glasscoffin:

p much 90% of the messages i get on okc are from these people

MARKETS!!!!!

YOU ARE INTERNET FAMOUS MARKETS

fuckyeahdementia:

“Incredible interpretation of Schoenberg’s works.”

THE DOG LOOKS AT THE MUSIC TO FIND HIS PLACE

pauljay:

A bunch of crazy libertarians want to build a walled city where they can have freedom and a gun factory and condos and (probably) no black people, without the government interfering. If The Man tries to trespass and take their god-given assault weapons and sister-wives, he’ll have to penetrate the Outer Defenses! 
Which The Man would be able to easily, easily do. Take a look at this layout concept, and see if you can count the military technologies that could lay waste to this stupid, stupid place in a matter of minutes. Hint: some of the technologies are HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD.

They’ve made a very good D&D map.

pauljay:

A bunch of crazy libertarians want to build a walled city where they can have freedom and a gun factory and condos and (probably) no black people, without the government interfering. If The Man tries to trespass and take their god-given assault weapons and sister-wives, he’ll have to penetrate the Outer Defenses! 

Which The Man would be able to easily, easily do. Take a look at this layout concept, and see if you can count the military technologies that could lay waste to this stupid, stupid place in a matter of minutes. Hint: some of the technologies are HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD.

They’ve made a very good D&D map.

I’m a pretty piss poor feminist, but I do care about video games. This somehow makes me double angry. Fuck whoever runs this site. Fuck whoever decided to invent this genre of “gaming” dedicated to ladies that centers around makeovers, dating, and service work. Jesus hell.

foodmosh:

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Honesty

foodmosh:

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Honesty